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Dear Apple Computer

Today, you’ve thrilled the world.

You’ve added battery life, capacity, movies and games to the iPod. So the teeming fans can waste their time in ever-more productive ways.

You’ve made the iPod nano go pink, and anyone with the remotest inkling of taste go pale. The girls will sigh, and the boys will cry.

You’ve made the iPod shuffle so tiny and cheap at $79… with a magnifying lens locator at an extra $99.

I sense a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of credit cards cried out in joy – and were suddenly charged.

Thou art indeed a great, great company.

I have just one small, tiny request. Could I please, please, please, PLEASE have my promised Powerbook battery back from your service center?

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