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Gyan from Mission Impossible III

  • A bullet fired from a handgun acts as the perfect countermeasure to a modern guided missile that’s coming after a helicopter.
  • It is possible to inject a time-bomb the size of a bullet right in the middle of someone’s brain and leave absolutely no physical trace on the person. Within a few seconds.
  • An electric shock big enough to render the above time-bomb useless does no lasting damage to the person either.
  • Expert helicopter pilots usually choose to fly through a windmill’s rotating blades if they happen to be in the flight path.
  • The only inconvenience caused by opening an jet’s door at cruising altitude is noise due to the wind.
  • A corrupt mid-level official in the CIA can easily order a surgical strike by the US Air Force to missile bomb a bridge in US territory.
  • A military figher aircraft can easily be taken down by an automatic rifle in the hands of the right person. The same person and weapon, though, can do no damage to a slowly ascending helicopter.
  • Mercedes SLK vehicles do not take a scratch from road bombings and gunfire in the vicinity. Their owners, however, tend to escape from such frightening situations on foot while leaving the keys inside the car.
  • A strip the size of a band-aid that has wireless connectivity and an on-board computer when pasted on the neck can perfectly modulate your voice to match anybody else’s.
  • Plasma torches that cut metal work perfectly well underwater.
  • Security personnel hired to guard nuclear weapons are usually distracted by tennis balls thrown their way.
  • A woman who has no prior knowledge of a gun takes about thirty seconds of her dying husband’s gasping instructions to develop deadly aim and then does not recoil a millimeter while punching five bullets through a target’s heart.

Extremely useful information in a tight situation.

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