- A bullet fired from a handgun acts as the perfect countermeasure to a modern guided missile that’s coming after a helicopter.
- It is possible to inject a time-bomb the size of a bullet right in the middle of someone’s brain and leave absolutely no physical trace on the person. Within a few seconds.
- An electric shock big enough to render the above time-bomb useless does no lasting damage to the person either.
- Expert helicopter pilots usually choose to fly through a windmill’s rotating blades if they happen to be in the flight path.
- The only inconvenience caused by opening an jet’s door at cruising altitude is noise due to the wind.
- A corrupt mid-level official in the CIA can easily order a surgical strike by the US Air Force to missile bomb a bridge in US territory.
- A military figher aircraft can easily be taken down by an automatic rifle in the hands of the right person. The same person and weapon, though, can do no damage to a slowly ascending helicopter.
- Mercedes SLK vehicles do not take a scratch from road bombings and gunfire in the vicinity. Their owners, however, tend to escape from such frightening situations on foot while leaving the keys inside the car.
- A strip the size of a band-aid that has wireless connectivity and an on-board computer when pasted on the neck can perfectly modulate your voice to match anybody else’s.
- Plasma torches that cut metal work perfectly well underwater.
- Security personnel hired to guard nuclear weapons are usually distracted by tennis balls thrown their way.
- A woman who has no prior knowledge of a gun takes about thirty seconds of her dying husband’s gasping instructions to develop deadly aim and then does not recoil a millimeter while punching five bullets through a target’s heart.
Extremely useful information in a tight situation.
AC | 07-May-06 at 6:51 am | Permalink
All this pales in comparison with to super-human attributes of our very own dynamic duo – Rajnikanth and Mithun da!
DropsofJupiter | 07-May-06 at 10:59 pm | Permalink
Are you sure you didn’t see the movie three more times? that is a crazy level of detail there!
Anshul | 07-May-06 at 11:21 pm | Permalink
AC – Hollywood is getting there, misa thinks
Jupiter – Well, you see, I wasn’t distracted by a certain someone acting in the film :D
AJ | 10-May-06 at 1:06 pm | Permalink
Haha.
Casablanca | 13-May-06 at 1:32 am | Permalink
Dont be jealous, my dear, dont be jealous ;)